Eye Crawling in a Sex Noise Sandwich

As a follow-up to this post from a few days ago, I'd like to further report a worrying trend among those people who find themselves directed here: No, it's not the constant hunt for 'sex noises' (or even 'nasty sex noises'), but rather that search term sandwiched in between. What the hell is going on out there? I mean, first it was 'it feels like something is crawling on my head' and now its 'why does my eye feel like it has something crawling in it'. Jesus Christ, people, go and see a doctor. I can't help you.